Sooooo.....

Have you ever met a 1upper? They are wonderful. Whatever you say, they have something better to say that completely beats your story. Every time I see the Penelope skit on SNL (shown above) I go on doing that for about a week. 1upping is fun. Especially if it's as ridiculous as Penelope.
For Example,
If someone were to steal a record player and tell you about it for some reason. I would say: "Well I stole 2 record players. Sooooo......"
That's just a random example. Don't worry about it.
So next time you try to tell me that your pet died, don't worry. Cause my pet died and reincarnated. Soooooo......